Go play with Mom

Lorenzo woke up from his nap today and Tayshon was playing with Gordon the train...So Lorenzo jumped up and ran over to him and said "Tayshon!, go play with Mommy and quit touching my stuff all time! I mean it Tayshon, DO YOU HEAR ME, stop it Tayshon!"..When Tater finally walked away he said "DUMMY"...and Lorenzo replied "are you friggin Kidding me!?"...

Later on...The boys were jumping on the trampoline...and Tayshon passed gas 22 times in a row (I could be exaggerating but not by much)...Lorenzo said "WHOA!..Tayshon fartbuster!..Did you poop Tayshon?...Tayshon a stinky butt?"...Tayshon replied "OH I part buster, PHEW!...I go poop!" and ran to the bathroom...

THUMP!!!

Once again I was in the kitchen and I hear a loud THUMP!!!...Then I hear "Uh Oh Tayshon Mommy mad!"...I said "Boys what are you doing?"...Lorenzo "nothing Mommy"..Tayshon "Uh Oh!"...So I walk into my room and they are both hiding under my bed and my laptop is on the floor!!...I said "WHAT HAPPENED!?"...Lorenzo said "dont worry Mommy, are you happy?..OK!"...I replied "no I'm not happy, why are you two trying to wreck mommys stuff?"...Tayshon said "Sorry Mommy, Snuggle?"...Darn I cant even stay mad (and obviously my laptop is fine because I'm using it for this!)...

or am I?..LOL

Fruit Loops

This morning Tayshon want circles (Fruit Loops) for breakfast...So I gave him a bowl..while I was pouring he kept saying "More please, more please"...so he took his heaping bowl to his little table...finished it and came to me and said "Mommy, circle please!"...so I went to pour him another bowl and he pointed at the box and said "this this please!"...So I gave Tater the box...the little piggy just brought it back to me EMPTY!!!...this can't be healthy!...LOL!...I am hoping this is a phase or I could be in grocery trouble!

PIZZA!!



Every time we order pizza hut the boys get sooo excited when the delivery man knocks on the door...LOL...So today there was a knock on the door and Lorenzo said "Oh Tayshon, know what it is?"...Tayshon replied "PIZZZZZA!!"...They both ran to the door...Lorenzo opened it and said "about time! I SOOOO HUNGY!"...The delivery man said "I'm sorry little guy. I will hurry next time"...Tayshon said "pizza please pizza pizza pizza!"...and Lorenzo said "Well i have it please?"...Laughing the delivery guy handed Lorenzo the pizza and Tayshon slammed the door then opened it and said "Tank OOO and reslammed it!...HaHa!...Poor Delivery man!!...He was definitely laughing as he left!

Poot!

Tayshon is slowly potty training so he runs around the apartment without a diaper...I was in the kitchen making dinner for Tayshon...I hear "Tayshon, what on you? That's nassy!"...Lorenzo came running in and said "Mommy Tayshon got poot!..GROSS!!"...My thought "dear God not on the carpet PLEASE!"...So Tater walks outta the bedroom with what apears to be "poot" on his hands, shirt, leg, and face!!...OH NO!!...I said "Tayshon did you poop?"...He said "Mommy, canny?"...and stuck his hand out...and there was M & Ms!!!!...It took awhile for Lorenzo to get close to him because he was convinced Tayshon was covered in "poot"...

Moo Cup!!



I bought zoo pals (styrofoam cups with lids and straws)... I asked the boys which cups they wanted..Lorenzo said "I looooooooooove cow cups!"...and Tayshon said "YEAH MOOOOOO!"...lol...So I took a wild guess that he wanted a cow cup too!..

Reading!

 "Come on Tayshon sit right here..I reading"..and pats the seat next to him..Tater climbed right up there...Its moment like this!!...

"Tayshon, quit that whinning!" (date 2011)

  Standing in the kitchen, Tayshon runs in “Mommy Beebo hurt me!” and points at Lorenzo.  Lorenzo runs in “No Mommy.  Tayshon quit that whinning!”  I said “Boys mommy is very tired, BE NICE!”  Lorenzo replies “Oh nap time mommy! Come on Tayshon,  Mommy Cranky Butt!”

I pooooooooooop!! (date 2011)

      Laying in bed one morning.  Listening to the boys jibber in their room.  Lorenzo says “Tayshon you’re stinking up the whole partment!  Thas nassy!!”  As I lay in bed laughing as quietly as possible Tayshon enters and says “I poooooooop!”

Today is the First of hopefully many blogs

 Today is the start of hopefully a daily blog of all the cute, funny, naughty, and not so cute things that my boys do...I am going to attempt to back date as much as I can in hopes to preserve all of our memories!...Thanks Ashley for getting things set up for me!...

Big Big Cancake

Lorenzo LOVES to make his own "BIG BIG CANCAKE"!!

doritos

 Passed out!!..with his hand in the chip bag!!..and
                                                                                       then he woke up asking for a chip please!!

Mommy is sore!

woke up this morning at 630am (WOW!...they slept in)...now they are arguing over the freight cars and Thomas the Train...We have 6 freight cars and 2 Thomas'....so what is the problem?...too sore to breaking up this mornings wrestling matches!...

Mommy of little conversations!

I LOVE waking up to hear a conversation between my boys...Lorenzo said "uh Tayshon, wanna wake up?"....Tayson said "oh ok"...Lorenzo said "come on Tayshon lets play with trucks"...Tayshon said "no tank oo"...Blessed to be the Mommy of little conversations...

Tantrums!!

Tater didn't want to have spaghetti...so in the midst of his tantrum he threw a bunch of food out of the pantry!...bad bad baby!!

Helicopter

The boys are watching Thomas the Train (crap!)...and Lorenzo says "look Tayshon its a heck-ill-a-coper (helicopter)"...Tayshon says "yeah a heck-coper!"...and both looked at me funny when I burst out laughing!!...

I love sleep!

‎515am...I open my eyes to see 2 little boys staring at me...Benzo says "ah Mommy, lets play trains!"...I say "go back to bed for just a few minutes"...Tayshon says "No Mommy No!"....I say "mommy is so sleepy!"....Benzo says "ah no mommy, its ok its ok its ok, Lets play trains!"...CRAP!...up at 516am to play trains!...I dont love trains!...LOL..Blessed or not so Blessed this morning?

Little stinky Butt!

boys are in the tub...Tayshon says "I bubbles!"...Lorenzo responds "Tayshon dont fartbuster in the tubby. Thats nassy!"...LOL...gross!

Its a New Year!!

New Years Eve...we went to Lacy's to try to ring in the new year...we got there 7pm...Mommy ate, Tayshon danced, and Lorenzo played with the cars...We left at 930ish...came home snuggled up in Lorenzo's bed and all passed out before 11!!..Blessed to start the new year with my little men