Malls?!?

I was in the kitchen making Lorenzo's dinner...Tayshon was having ham (his current love)...Tayshon runs in with his plate yelling "More ham Please"...Steps on a magnet and does a slow motion splits...as he is going down he holds the plate and says "OH OH OH sshhhhhitttt!" and starts crying...So Lorenzo comes running to the rescue with words of comfort "Whats matter Tayshon hurt malls?"....