Go play with Mom

Lorenzo woke up from his nap today and Tayshon was playing with Gordon the train...So Lorenzo jumped up and ran over to him and said "Tayshon!, go play with Mommy and quit touching my stuff all time! I mean it Tayshon, DO YOU HEAR ME, stop it Tayshon!"..When Tater finally walked away he said "DUMMY"...and Lorenzo replied "are you friggin Kidding me!?"...

Later on...The boys were jumping on the trampoline...and Tayshon passed gas 22 times in a row (I could be exaggerating but not by much)...Lorenzo said "WHOA!..Tayshon fartbuster!..Did you poop Tayshon?...Tayshon a stinky butt?"...Tayshon replied "OH I part buster, PHEW!...I go poop!" and ran to the bathroom...

THUMP!!!

Once again I was in the kitchen and I hear a loud THUMP!!!...Then I hear "Uh Oh Tayshon Mommy mad!"...I said "Boys what are you doing?"...Lorenzo "nothing Mommy"..Tayshon "Uh Oh!"...So I walk into my room and they are both hiding under my bed and my laptop is on the floor!!...I said "WHAT HAPPENED!?"...Lorenzo said "dont worry Mommy, are you happy?..OK!"...I replied "no I'm not happy, why are you two trying to wreck mommys stuff?"...Tayshon said "Sorry Mommy, Snuggle?"...Darn I cant even stay mad (and obviously my laptop is fine because I'm using it for this!)...

or am I?..LOL

Fruit Loops

This morning Tayshon want circles (Fruit Loops) for breakfast...So I gave him a bowl..while I was pouring he kept saying "More please, more please"...so he took his heaping bowl to his little table...finished it and came to me and said "Mommy, circle please!"...so I went to pour him another bowl and he pointed at the box and said "this this please!"...So I gave Tater the box...the little piggy just brought it back to me EMPTY!!!...this can't be healthy!...LOL!...I am hoping this is a phase or I could be in grocery trouble!

PIZZA!!



Every time we order pizza hut the boys get sooo excited when the delivery man knocks on the door...LOL...So today there was a knock on the door and Lorenzo said "Oh Tayshon, know what it is?"...Tayshon replied "PIZZZZZA!!"...They both ran to the door...Lorenzo opened it and said "about time! I SOOOO HUNGY!"...The delivery man said "I'm sorry little guy. I will hurry next time"...Tayshon said "pizza please pizza pizza pizza!"...and Lorenzo said "Well i have it please?"...Laughing the delivery guy handed Lorenzo the pizza and Tayshon slammed the door then opened it and said "Tank OOO and reslammed it!...HaHa!...Poor Delivery man!!...He was definitely laughing as he left!

Poot!

Tayshon is slowly potty training so he runs around the apartment without a diaper...I was in the kitchen making dinner for Tayshon...I hear "Tayshon, what on you? That's nassy!"...Lorenzo came running in and said "Mommy Tayshon got poot!..GROSS!!"...My thought "dear God not on the carpet PLEASE!"...So Tater walks outta the bedroom with what apears to be "poot" on his hands, shirt, leg, and face!!...OH NO!!...I said "Tayshon did you poop?"...He said "Mommy, canny?"...and stuck his hand out...and there was M & Ms!!!!...It took awhile for Lorenzo to get close to him because he was convinced Tayshon was covered in "poot"...

Moo Cup!!



I bought zoo pals (styrofoam cups with lids and straws)... I asked the boys which cups they wanted..Lorenzo said "I looooooooooove cow cups!"...and Tayshon said "YEAH MOOOOOO!"...lol...So I took a wild guess that he wanted a cow cup too!..

Reading!

 "Come on Tayshon sit right here..I reading"..and pats the seat next to him..Tater climbed right up there...Its moment like this!!...